I think I'm gonna puke

You know, its like slowing down to see a car wreck, but I can't help but keep up with the trials and tribulations of Britney & Kevin Spears. Ooops, I mean Federline. I don't like Britney. Never have. My advice to her....quit the singing and just go ahead and pose for Playboy. Get it over with. Because really, that's about all I think you've got the talent for. But then again, you do have more talent than your gold digger. Ooops, I mean husband.

But I digress. I just read that Britney & Kevin were going to renew their vows. Wow. After almost 2 whole years of marriage. You've got to be kidding me. She got married in Vegas. Had that marriage annulled. (That marriage lasted, what?? About 50 hours??? Yeah, I think that's the shortest celebrity marriage EVER!!!) A few months later, she marries again. They wear sweat suits. His with Pimp or something totally ridiculous like that. Now, they want to renew those vows. Can you say PUBLICITY STUNT???

Brit, please use some of your money and buy some common sense. Get rid of that skanky hubby of yours. Read your child-rearing books like the rest of us do and learn how to use the damn car seat correctly.

Just gag me with a spoon.